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What Your Favorite Paris Monument Says About You*
 

What Your Favorite Paris Monument Says About You*

 
*NO SELFIE STICKS WERE USED IN THE CREATION OF THIS PERSONALITY TEST

Pick your favorite Parisian monument, then scroll down and let us make an arbitrary judgement about your personality, because we're French, and that's what we're good at.


 
EIFFEL TOWER
"So, what kind of music do you like?" is the desperate kind of question your date will ask you around second 3.6 of an Unbearably Awkward Date Silence, at which point most will dip into the cooler end of their Spotify and fish out an answer like "80s hip-hop" or "jazz manouche." Not you. You have nothing to hide. You love anything that's ever appeared in a top-40 list and sometimes cry while listening to Céline Dion (#RIPRené). You love mojitos, small tattoos, and gold iPhones. You are an Eiffel Tower of a human: bright, sparkly, and just un tout petit peu basic.
 
SACRÉ COEUR
You've got the calves of a Classical statue and a behind as tantalizing as two freshly-baked boules

NOTRE DAME 
Your dream apartment looks like this, your ideal Friday looks like this, and your ideal romantic partner looks like... well, that doesn't matter so much.

SHAKESPEARE AND CO. BOOKSTORE
You are real and honest and beautiful and true — and in the spirit of your literary hero, Hemingway, there's an above-average chance that you're drunk right now.
 
TUILERIES
"Only those who dare truly live." — the motto that guides 99% of your life choices, including the choice to go for a walk in the park dressed in leather peeptoe heels and a blue-velvet jumpsuit in the middle of winter. Of course, it will all be worth it when you finally do cross paths with Scott Schuman, who you will definitely recognize, because you are a stalker.
 
GRAND PALAIS
The idea of fondling everything in your closet to see if it 'sparks joy' in your soul makes you want to dry heave. Minimalism just isn't your thing — but then, how could it be when your favorite monument is the ~Grand Palace~?
 
PONT ALEXANDRE III
Dating apps make sense. You get why people use them. But you just can't. You want the story. The eyes across the crowded room. The serendipitous encounter on the bridge with An Intriguing French Person just two seconds before a light summer drizzle begins to fall, forcing you and AIFP to seek shelter somewhere cozie—wait, does this scenario sound familiar to anyone?

PÈRE LACHAISE
"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go." Know who said that? Offfffff course you do
 
CENTRE POMPIDOU
There is at least a 10% chance your child's first word was, or will be 'Bauhaus'.

 
 
 
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